Conan · SEASON 3
Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
Episode 39 · 2013-01-31

- Talk
- Comedy
- News
Episode overview
We posted an entire episode of CONAN online, then we asked our fans to let their imaginations run wild and recreate their favorite moments. We then stitched those moments together to create a bold, experimental, and potentially disorienting show we call OCCUPY CONAN.
Season 3 episodes
1. Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo2012-11-05
2. Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI2012-11-06
3. I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them2012-11-07
4. The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies2012-11-08
5. "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was2012-11-13
6. The Vague Man Who Said Something2012-11-14
7. The Lorax XXX2012-11-15
8. What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay2012-11-26
9. Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"2012-11-27
10. Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!2012-11-28
11. The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls2012-11-29
12. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss2012-12-03
13. The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes2012-12-04
14. Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?2012-12-05
15. The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing2012-12-06
16. Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope2012-12-10
17. The Narcoleptic Insomniac2012-12-11
18. Conan's Got a Cold2012-12-12
19. The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel2012-12-13
20. Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'2012-12-17
21. The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit2012-12-18
22. The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing2012-12-19
23. Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"2012-12-20
24. 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go2013-01-07
25. The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole2013-01-08
26. Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote2013-01-09
27. Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong2013-01-10
28. All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off2013-01-14
29. Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish2013-01-15
30. The Chamomile Conundrum2013-01-16
31. Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!2013-01-17
32. Siri, Where Is My Kidney?2013-01-21
33. The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles2013-01-22
34. Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening2013-01-23
35. The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants2013-01-24
36. Sweet Home Al-Jazeera2013-01-28
37. The Day the Mime Stood Still2013-01-29
38. Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)2013-01-30
39. Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far2013-01-31
40. The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn2013-02-04
41. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags2013-02-05
42. Yahtzee at the OK Corral2013-02-06
43. The Strange Case of Case Strangerson2013-02-07
44. The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice2013-02-11
45. The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication2013-02-12
46. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School2013-02-13
47. Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"2013-02-14
48. The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery2013-02-19
49. "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster2013-02-20
50. The Roomba with a View2013-02-21
51. The All-Girl Sausage Party2013-02-25
52. You Have the Right to Remain Naked2013-02-26
53. The Legend of Legend Cove2013-02-27
54. The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk2013-02-28
55. Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title2013-03-04
56. Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy2013-03-05
57. The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose2013-03-06
58. A Time to Kill Time2013-03-07
59. The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances2013-03-11
60. The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable2013-03-12
61. Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes2013-03-13
62. The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie2013-03-14
63. I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins2013-03-25
64. The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?2013-03-26
65. The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle2013-03-27
66. The Ginger Went Down to Georgia2013-04-01
67. It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta2013-04-02
68. Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured2013-04-03
69. The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title2013-04-04
70. The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake2013-04-08
71. The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut2013-04-09
72. Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville2013-04-10
73. Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel2013-04-11
74. The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis2013-04-15
75. Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer2013-04-16
76. Django Snowchained2013-04-17
77. Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation2013-04-18
78. Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III2013-04-29
79. Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services2013-04-30
80. Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis2013-05-01
81. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name2013-05-02
82. The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me2013-05-06
83. The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch2013-05-07
84. Press "Pound" for Murder2013-05-08
85. The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige2013-05-09
86. There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!2013-05-14
87. IMDBCooper2013-05-15
88. "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower2013-05-16
89. The Princess and the P. Diddy2013-05-20
90. Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke2013-05-21
91. The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!2013-05-22
92. The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard2013-05-23
93. Butt-Dial M for Murder2013-06-03
94. The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas2013-06-04
95. The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers2013-06-05
96. Alien Meets The Fokkers2013-06-06
97. The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad2013-06-10
98. Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing2013-06-11
99. Escape from Podcast Mountain2013-06-12
100. The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 62013-06-13
101. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.2013-06-24
102. The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest2013-06-25
103. Never Name Your Daughter Dilda2013-06-26
104. The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!2013-06-27
105. The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy2013-07-08
106. When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.2013-07-09
107. My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt2013-07-10
108. The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"2013-07-11
109. The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie2013-07-15
110. There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm2013-07-16
111. Zero on the Richter Scale2013-07-17
112. Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S2013-07-18
113. 99% Effort, 1% Milk.2013-07-22
114. Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters2013-07-23
115. "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek2013-07-24
116. Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy2013-07-25
117. Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes2013-07-29
118. One If by Land, Two If by Jetski2013-07-30
119. Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge2013-07-31
120. My Big Fat Greek Landlord2013-08-01
121. Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening2013-08-05
122. Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)2013-08-06
123. Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning2013-08-07
124. The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference2013-08-08
125. Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.2013-08-12
126. Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D2013-08-13
127. The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One2013-08-14
128. Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas2013-08-15
129. The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched2013-09-03
130. The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"2013-09-04
131. DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN2013-09-05
132. The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter2013-09-09
133. A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change2013-09-10
134. The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead2013-09-11
135. Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading2013-09-12
136. Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango2013-09-16
137. The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In2013-09-17
138. Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills2013-09-18
139. The Fast and the Bi-Curious2013-09-19
140. Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White2013-09-23
141. Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent2013-09-24
142. The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album2013-09-25
143. Word Is a Four-Letter Word2013-09-26
144. The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of2013-09-30
145. Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home2013-10-01
146. Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 32013-10-02
147. A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode2013-10-03
148. Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper2013-10-14
149. The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined2013-10-15
150. Throwing Shade Since 19932013-10-16
151. Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.2013-10-17
152. Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men2013-10-21
153. The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype2013-10-22
154. The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"2013-10-23
155. Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime2013-10-24
156. Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed2013-10-28
157. Two Decades, Two Laughs2013-10-29
158. A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences2013-10-30
159. That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years2013-10-31