Conan · SEASON 3
I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
Episode 3 · 2012-11-07

- Talk
- Comedy
- News
Episode overview
Russell Brand, Dave Attell and musical guest Cat Power
Season 3 episodes
1. Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo2012-11-05
2. Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI2012-11-06
3. I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them2012-11-07
4. The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies2012-11-08
5. "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was2012-11-13
6. The Vague Man Who Said Something2012-11-14
7. The Lorax XXX2012-11-15
8. What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay2012-11-26
9. Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"2012-11-27
10. Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!2012-11-28
11. The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls2012-11-29
12. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss2012-12-03
13. The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes2012-12-04
14. Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?2012-12-05
15. The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing2012-12-06
16. Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope2012-12-10
17. The Narcoleptic Insomniac2012-12-11
18. Conan's Got a Cold2012-12-12
19. The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel2012-12-13
20. Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'2012-12-17
21. The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit2012-12-18
22. The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing2012-12-19
23. Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"2012-12-20
24. 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go2013-01-07
25. The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole2013-01-08
26. Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote2013-01-09
27. Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong2013-01-10
28. All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off2013-01-14
29. Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish2013-01-15
30. The Chamomile Conundrum2013-01-16
31. Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!2013-01-17
32. Siri, Where Is My Kidney?2013-01-21
33. The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles2013-01-22
34. Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening2013-01-23
35. The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants2013-01-24
36. Sweet Home Al-Jazeera2013-01-28
37. The Day the Mime Stood Still2013-01-29
38. Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)2013-01-30
39. Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far2013-01-31
40. The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn2013-02-04
41. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags2013-02-05
42. Yahtzee at the OK Corral2013-02-06
43. The Strange Case of Case Strangerson2013-02-07
44. The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice2013-02-11
45. The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication2013-02-12
46. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School2013-02-13
47. Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"2013-02-14
48. The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery2013-02-19
49. "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster2013-02-20
50. The Roomba with a View2013-02-21
51. The All-Girl Sausage Party2013-02-25
52. You Have the Right to Remain Naked2013-02-26
53. The Legend of Legend Cove2013-02-27
54. The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk2013-02-28
55. Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title2013-03-04
56. Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy2013-03-05
57. The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose2013-03-06
58. A Time to Kill Time2013-03-07
59. The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances2013-03-11
60. The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable2013-03-12
61. Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes2013-03-13
62. The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie2013-03-14
63. I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins2013-03-25
64. The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?2013-03-26
65. The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle2013-03-27
66. The Ginger Went Down to Georgia2013-04-01
67. It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta2013-04-02
68. Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured2013-04-03
69. The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title2013-04-04
70. The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake2013-04-08
71. The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut2013-04-09
72. Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville2013-04-10
73. Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel2013-04-11
74. The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis2013-04-15
75. Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer2013-04-16
76. Django Snowchained2013-04-17
77. Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation2013-04-18
78. Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III2013-04-29
79. Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services2013-04-30
80. Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis2013-05-01
81. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name2013-05-02
82. The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me2013-05-06
83. The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch2013-05-07
84. Press "Pound" for Murder2013-05-08
85. The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige2013-05-09
86. There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!2013-05-14
87. IMDBCooper2013-05-15
88. "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower2013-05-16
89. The Princess and the P. Diddy2013-05-20
90. Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke2013-05-21
91. The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!2013-05-22
92. The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard2013-05-23
93. Butt-Dial M for Murder2013-06-03
94. The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas2013-06-04
95. The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers2013-06-05
96. Alien Meets The Fokkers2013-06-06
97. The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad2013-06-10
98. Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing2013-06-11
99. Escape from Podcast Mountain2013-06-12
100. The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 62013-06-13
101. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.2013-06-24
102. The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest2013-06-25
103. Never Name Your Daughter Dilda2013-06-26
104. The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!2013-06-27
105. The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy2013-07-08
106. When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.2013-07-09
107. My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt2013-07-10
108. The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"2013-07-11
109. The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie2013-07-15
110. There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm2013-07-16
111. Zero on the Richter Scale2013-07-17
112. Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S2013-07-18
113. 99% Effort, 1% Milk.2013-07-22
114. Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters2013-07-23
115. "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek2013-07-24
116. Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy2013-07-25
117. Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes2013-07-29
118. One If by Land, Two If by Jetski2013-07-30
119. Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge2013-07-31
120. My Big Fat Greek Landlord2013-08-01
121. Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening2013-08-05
122. Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)2013-08-06
123. Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning2013-08-07
124. The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference2013-08-08
125. Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.2013-08-12
126. Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D2013-08-13
127. The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One2013-08-14
128. Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas2013-08-15
129. The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched2013-09-03
130. The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"2013-09-04
131. DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN2013-09-05
132. The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter2013-09-09
133. A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change2013-09-10
134. The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead2013-09-11
135. Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading2013-09-12
136. Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango2013-09-16
137. The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In2013-09-17
138. Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills2013-09-18
139. The Fast and the Bi-Curious2013-09-19
140. Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White2013-09-23
141. Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent2013-09-24
142. The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album2013-09-25
143. Word Is a Four-Letter Word2013-09-26
144. The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of2013-09-30
145. Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home2013-10-01
146. Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 32013-10-02
147. A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode2013-10-03
148. Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper2013-10-14
149. The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined2013-10-15
150. Throwing Shade Since 19932013-10-16
151. Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.2013-10-17
152. Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men2013-10-21
153. The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype2013-10-22
154. The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"2013-10-23
155. Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime2013-10-24
156. Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed2013-10-28
157. Two Decades, Two Laughs2013-10-29
158. A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences2013-10-30
159. That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years2013-10-31