Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Episode 14 · 2002-10-01

- Comedy
Episode overview
""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee's wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he's in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his ""Mootie"" and ""Poopie"" when they arrive for the wedding. Porcelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there's going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he's looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed.
Season 3 episodes
1. Penetration Island2002-06-18
2. Saturday Night Queefer2002-06-25
3. In the Line of Booty2002-07-02
4. Three Days of the Condom2002-07-09
5. Witness for the Prostitution2002-07-16
6. The Gay Team2002-07-23
7. You Only Come Once2002-07-30
8. Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood2002-08-06
9. Godfather Knows Best2002-08-13
10. Empty the Dragon2002-08-20
11. The Long Hot Johnson2002-08-27
12. Taco Lips Now (1)2002-09-17
13. Jailhouse Notch (2)2002-09-24
14. Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)2002-10-01