Late Show with David Letterman · SEASON 13
Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi
Episode 53 · 2005-11-23

- Talk
- Comedy
Episode overview
President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."
Season 13 episodes
1. Show #24142005-08-29
2. Show #24152005-08-30
3. Show #24162005-08-31
4. Show #24172005-09-01
5. Show #24182005-09-02
6. Show #24192005-09-05
7. Show #24202005-09-06
8. Show #24212005-09-07
9. Show #24222005-09-08
10. Show #24232005-09-09
11. Show #24242005-09-12
12. Show #24252005-09-13
13. Show #24262005-09-14
14. Show #24272005-09-15
15. Show #24282005-09-16
16. Show #24292005-09-19
17. Show #24302005-09-20
18. Show #24312005-09-21
19. Show #24322005-09-22
20. Show #24332005-09-23
21. Show #24342005-10-03
22. Show #24352005-10-04
23. Show #24362005-10-05
24. Show #24372005-10-06
25. Show #24382005-10-07
26. Show #24392005-10-10
27. Show #24402005-10-11
28. Show #24412005-10-12
29. Show #24422005-10-13
30. Show #24432005-10-14
31. Show #24442005-10-17
32. Show #24452005-10-18
33. Show #24462005-10-19
34. Show #24472005-10-20
35. Show #24482005-10-21
36. Show #24492005-10-24
37. Show #24502005-10-25
38. Show #24512005-10-26
39. Show #24522005-11-03
40. Show #24532005-11-04
41. Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent2005-11-07
42. Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr2005-11-08
43. Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff2005-11-09
44. Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"2005-11-10
45. Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio2005-11-11
46. Kid scientists, John Cusack2005-11-14
47. Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood2005-11-15
48. Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley2005-11-16
49. Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams2005-11-17
50. Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino2005-11-18
51. George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson2005-11-21
52. Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb2005-11-22
53. Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi2005-11-23
54. Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio2005-11-24
55. John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan2005-11-25
56. Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet2005-11-28
57. Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks2005-11-29
58. Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd2005-11-30
59. Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt2005-12-01
60. Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer2005-12-02
61. Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor2005-12-12
62. Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon2005-12-13
63. Stephen Colbert, Aqualung2005-12-14
64. Alec Baldwin, Shakira2005-12-15
65. Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft2005-12-16
66. Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists2005-12-19
67. Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith2005-12-20
68. Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen2005-12-21
69. Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler2005-12-22
70. Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love2005-12-23
71. Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy2006-01-02
72. Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana2006-01-03
73. Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert2006-01-04
74. Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common2006-01-05
75. Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations2006-01-06
76. Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari2006-01-09
77. Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap2006-01-10
78. Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte2006-01-11
79. Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg2006-01-12
80. Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen2006-01-13
81. Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu2006-01-16
82. Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor2006-01-17
83. Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget2006-01-18
84. Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt2006-01-19
85. Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster2006-01-20
86. Anthony Hopkins2006-01-23
87. Bernie Mac, Beth Orton2006-01-24
88. Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom2006-01-25
89. Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton2006-02-02
90. P Diddy, Train2006-02-03
91. Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé2006-02-06
92. Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith2006-02-07
93. Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys2006-02-08
94. Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum2006-02-09
95. Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé2006-02-10
96. Geena Davis, INXS2006-02-13
97. Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays2006-02-14
98. Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener2006-02-15
99. Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge2006-02-16
100. Donald Trump, Bill Burr2006-02-17
101. Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner2006-02-20
102. Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys2006-02-21
103. Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls2006-02-22
104. Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna2006-02-23
105. Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo2006-02-24
106. Bruce Willis, The Strokes2006-02-27
107. Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams2006-02-28
108. Sarah Jessica Parker2006-03-01
109. Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah2006-03-02
110. Ricky Gervais, The Subways2006-03-03
111. Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton2006-03-06
112. Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood2006-03-13
113. Natalie Portman, Al Franken2006-03-14
114. Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone2006-03-15
115. Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody2006-03-20
116. Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins2006-03-21
117. David Spade, Teddy Geiger2006-03-22
118. Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams2006-03-27
119. Ray Romano, Willie Nelson2006-03-28
120. Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs2006-03-29
121. Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips2006-03-30
122. Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel2006-03-31
123. Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon2006-04-10
124. Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell2006-04-11
125. Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper2006-04-12
126. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie2006-04-13
127. Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige2006-04-14
128. Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld2006-04-17
129. Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings2006-04-18
130. Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell2006-04-19
131. Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler2006-04-27
132. Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team2006-04-28
133. Tom Hanks, Kanye West2006-05-01
134. Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver2006-05-02
135. Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick2006-05-03
136. Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam2006-05-04
137. Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall2006-05-05
138. Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus2006-05-08
139. Kurt Russell, The Little Willies2006-05-09
140. Jason Lee, Jack Hanna2006-05-10
141. Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere2006-05-11
142. Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt2006-05-12
143. Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves2006-05-15
144. Debra Messing, Chris Russo2006-05-16
145. Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp2006-05-17
146. Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal2006-05-18
147. Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill2006-05-19
148. Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel2006-05-22
149. Martin Short, James Blunt2006-05-23
150. Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie2006-05-24
151. Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James2006-05-25
152. Bill Maher, Rita Wilson2006-05-26
153. Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr.2006-06-05
154. Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint2006-06-06
155. Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken2006-06-07
156. Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket2006-06-08
157. Michael Keaton, Wolfmother2006-06-09
158. Paris Hilton, Will Shortz2006-06-12
159. Tim Russert, Cat Power2006-06-13
160. Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case2006-06-14
161. Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic2006-06-15
162. Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth2006-06-16
163. Adam Sandler, Julie Chen2006-06-19
164. Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh2006-06-20
165. Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood2006-06-21
166. Meryl Streep, Yellowcard2006-06-22
167. Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid2006-06-23
168. Kevin Spacey, The Streets2006-06-26
169. Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional2006-06-27
170. Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright2006-06-28
171. Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene2006-06-29
172. Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon2006-06-30
173. John Witherspoon, The Fray2006-07-10
174. Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado2006-07-11
175. Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers2006-07-12
176. Luke Wilson, Band of Horses2006-07-13
177. Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons2006-07-14
178. Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal2006-07-17
179. Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard2006-07-18
180. Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault2006-07-19
181. Martin Short, Pink2006-07-20
182. Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts2006-07-21
183. Colin Farrell, India.Arie2006-07-24
184. Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes2006-07-25
185. Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.2006-07-26
186. Johnny Depp, the Spinners2006-07-27
187. Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen2006-07-28
188. Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley2006-08-14
189. Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things2006-08-15
190. Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera2006-08-16
191. Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim2006-08-17
192. Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons2006-08-18
193. Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast2006-08-21
194. Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight2006-08-22
195. John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes2006-08-23
196. Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward2006-08-24
197. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols2006-08-25