There is No Cure for the Common Martian
Episode 3 · 1963-10-13

- Sci-Fi & Fantasy
- Comedy
- Family
Episode overview
Martin comes down with a common cold, which is not so common but rather debilitating for Martians. Meanwhile Tim is sent to Trimbles Department Store to review their outer space exhibit. Trimble, a major advertiser in The Sun, tries to buy and bully for a good review, despite the display showing every unfounded stereotype of life on other planets. Tim knows the display to be total fantasy. But he doesn't get a chance to write the review as he inadvertently takes one of Martin's sleep inducing cold tablets and falls asleep. To submit the review by deadline, Martin writes the review based on his own personal experience of what is true to life on Mars. Trimble is livid and wants Mr. Burns to fire Tim unless Tim apologizes and writes a retraction; Mr. Burns is willing to do so. Tim is going to do as Trimble and Burns wants if only to keep his job and keep from financial bankruptcy, but Martin doesn't want him to compromise what he knows to be right and wrong. Tim does stand up to Trimble and Trimble keeps to his threat until Trimble's usually mild mannered daughter, Gloria, takes her cue from Tim's moxie and stands up to her father about the quality of the exhibit. Trimble changes his tune as he admires the stand up quality of his daughter.
30 minutes
Season 1 episodes
1. My Favorite Martin1963-09-29
2. The Matchmakers1963-10-06
3. There is No Cure for the Common Martian1963-10-13
4. Russians R in Season1963-10-20
5. Man or Amoeba1963-10-27
6. The Man on the Couch1963-11-03
7. A Loaf of Bread, a Jug of Wine and Peaches1963-11-10
8. The Awful Truth1963-11-17
9. Rocket to Mars1963-12-01
10. Raffles No. 21963-12-08
11. The Atom Misers1963-12-15
12. That Little Old Matchmaker, Martin1963-12-22
13. How to Be a Hero Without Really Trying1963-12-29
14. Blood Is Thicker than the Martian1964-01-05
15. Poor Little Rich Cat1964-01-12
16. Rx for Martian1964-01-19
17. Going, Going, Gone1964-02-02
18. Who Am I?1964-02-09
19. Now You See It, Now You Don't1964-02-16
20. My Nephew the Artist1964-02-23
21. Hitchhike to Mars1964-03-01
22. Uncle Martin's Broadcast1964-03-08
23. An Old, Old Friend of the Family1964-03-15
24. Super-Duper Snooper1964-03-22
25. The Sinkable Mrs. Brown1964-04-05
26. Martin and the Eternal Triangle1964-04-12
27. Danger! High Voltage!1964-04-19
28. If You Can't Lick Them1964-04-26
29. Unidentified Flying Uncle Martin1964-05-03
30. How Are You Gonna Keep Them Down on the Pharmacy?1964-05-10
31. Miss Jekyll and Hyde1964-05-17
32. Who's Got the Power?1964-05-24
33. Oh, My Aching Antenna1964-05-31
34. The Disastro-nauts1964-06-07
35. Shake Well and Don't Use1964-06-14
36. A Nose for News1964-06-21
37. Uncle Martin's Wisdom Tooth1964-06-28