The Cat's Out of the Bag
Episode 20 · 1998-04-01

- Comedy
Episode overview
The pretense that everything is fine with Greg's parents finally proves too much for Dharma, who snaps during dinner at a Chinese restaurant and has the bad news served to Greg in a fortune cookie (to the absorbed interest of the Chinese family sharing their table). Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. Greg and Pete take Edward for a drink to commiserate, and Edward demonstrates his ace in pick-up lines: ""Excuse me, young lady, do you have change for a million?"" Meanwhile, Jane has gone off to a Star Trek convention (""I like middle-aged men who are virgins""), leaving her pet Mr. Boots with Dharma and Greg; but Greg freaks out when he discovers that Mr. Boots is not exactly a cat.
30 minutes
Season 1 episodes
1. Pilot1997-09-24
2. And the In-Laws Meet . . .1997-10-01
3. Shower the People You Love With Love1997-10-08
4. And Then There's the Wedding1997-10-15
5. The Ex-Files1997-10-22
6. Yoga and Boo, Boo1997-10-29
7. Indian Summer1997-11-05
8. Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington1997-11-12
9. He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father1997-11-19
10. The First Thanksgiving1997-11-26
11. Instant Dharma1997-12-10
12. Haus Arrest1997-12-17
13. Do You Want Fries With That?1998-01-07
14. Old Yeller1998-01-21
15. The Second Coming of Leonard1998-02-04
16. Dharma and Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend1998-02-11
17. The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics1998-02-25
18. Daughter of the Bride of Finkelstein1998-03-04
19. Dharma's Tangled Web1998-03-11
20. The Cat's Out of the Bag1998-04-01
21. Spring Forward, Fall Down1998-04-28
22. Much Ado During Nothing1998-05-13
23. Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher1998-05-20