Conan · SEASON 2
Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest
Episode 151 · 2012-10-15

- Talk
- Comedy
- News
Episode overview
Patton Oswalt, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka
Season 2 episodes
1. The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement2011-11-07
2. Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey2011-11-08
3. Mime Riot2011-11-09
4. The Illiterate Merderer2011-11-10
5. The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?2011-11-14
6. Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes2011-11-15
7. Siri Shows Her Boobs2011-11-16
8. A Man for All Flu Seasons2011-11-17
9. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 32011-11-28
10. What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad2011-11-29
11. Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi2011-11-30
12. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!2011-12-01
13. The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament2011-12-05
14. What the Butler Smelled2011-12-06
15. Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More2011-12-07
16. Armageddon Comes to Quiznos2011-12-08
17. Return to A-Hole Acres2011-12-12
18. It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet2011-12-13
19. Miracle Whip on 34th Street2011-12-14
20. The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!2011-12-15
21. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle2011-12-19
22. Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah2011-12-20
23. The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings2011-12-21
24. Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve2011-12-22
25. May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended2012-01-03
26. Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old2012-01-04
27. Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude2012-01-05
28. Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!2012-01-09
29. Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y2012-01-10
30. The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes2012-01-11
31. The Mime Whisperer2012-01-12
32. The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar2012-01-16
33. The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day2012-01-17
34. Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove2012-01-18
35. This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network2012-01-19
36. The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College2012-01-23
37. The Bourne Again Ultimatum2012-01-24
38. Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!2012-01-25
39. We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.2012-01-26
40. A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies2012-01-30
41. The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks2012-01-31
42. The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz2012-02-01
43. Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas2012-02-02
44. The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine2012-02-06
45. "High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher2012-02-07
46. The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon2012-02-08
47. Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World2012-02-09
48. Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy2012-02-13
49. The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid2012-02-14
50. Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight2012-02-15
51. Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain2012-02-16
52. The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo2012-02-21
53. Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric2012-02-22
54. Annie, Get Your Glock2012-02-23
55. Death Wish 6: Natural Causes2012-02-27
56. The Douche Who Lost His Bag2012-02-28
57. Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues2012-02-29
58. If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck2012-03-01
59. Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times2012-03-05
60. Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van2012-03-06
61. Bridesmaids Revisited2012-03-07
62. The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April2012-03-08
63. She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not2012-03-19
64. Honey, I Shrunk the Show2012-03-20
65. The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion2012-03-21
66. El Episodio Con El Título Español2012-03-26
67. Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra2012-03-27
68. That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong2012-03-28
69. The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows2012-03-29
70. Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's2012-04-02
71. Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.2012-04-03
72. Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™2012-04-04
73. The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx2012-04-05
74. Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.2012-04-09
75. Flash Mob on the Bounty2012-04-10
76. Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?2012-04-11
77. How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.2012-04-12
78. The Bourne Thingamajigee2012-04-16
79. The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)2012-04-17
80. Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five2012-04-18
81. Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local2012-04-19
82. I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags2012-04-23
83. How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?2012-04-24
84. I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie2012-04-25
85. What are you Doing With My Freak On?2012-04-26
86. The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue2012-05-07
87. Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?2012-05-08
88. Table for Two, Said the Fatman2012-05-09
89. Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!2012-05-10
90. You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown2012-05-15
91. The Thingy of Finite Imagination2012-05-16
92. Episode 257: Literally2012-05-17
93. The Channing Tatum Ultimatum2012-05-22
94. This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction2012-05-23
95. The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money2012-05-24
96. The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It2012-06-04
97. The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?2012-06-05
98. My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!2012-06-06
99. E-vite to a Murder2012-06-07
100. And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"2012-06-11
101. The Devil in the White Suburb2012-06-12
102. The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke2012-06-13
103. The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!2012-06-14
104. Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris2012-06-18
105. Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?2012-06-19
106. The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store2012-06-20
107. A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon2012-06-21
108. Godzilla vs. The Board of Education2012-06-25
109. The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó2012-06-26
110. John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen2012-06-27
111. Puss in Ugg Boots2012-06-28
112. Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly2012-07-16
113. Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference2012-07-17
114. Martin Short Meets Justin Long2012-07-18
115. Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown2012-07-19
116. The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery2012-07-23
117. Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol2012-07-24
118. Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God2012-07-25
119. Something, Something Japanese2012-07-26
120. Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory2012-07-30
121. Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany2012-07-31
122. The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully2012-08-01
123. Audit at Fiscal Point2012-08-02
124. Understatement in Hyperbole Town2012-08-06
125. The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons2012-08-07
126. The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen2012-08-08
127. Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number2012-08-09
128. The Land That Time Totally Blanked On2012-08-27
129. Are You There God? It's Me, Murder2012-08-28
130. Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!2012-08-29
131. The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp2012-08-30
132. The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread2012-09-04
133. The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar2012-09-05
134. Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time2012-09-06
135. The Murder of Steve Victim2012-09-10
136. The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo2012-09-11
137. Green Eggs and Jon Hamm2012-09-12
138. One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)2012-09-13
139. The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy2012-09-17
140. Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India2012-09-18
141. The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer2012-09-19
142. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation2012-09-20
143. Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening2012-09-24
144. The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row2012-09-25
145. Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight2012-09-26
146. Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard2012-09-27
147. Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts2012-10-01
148. The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism2012-10-02
149. The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath2012-10-03
150. License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop2012-10-04
151. Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest2012-10-15
152. Love Potion Number MGD 642012-10-16
153. Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain2012-10-17
154. Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia2012-10-18
155. There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder2012-10-22
156. Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo2012-10-23
157. When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent2012-10-24
158. A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan2012-10-25
159. Part Four 6: Part Twelve2012-10-29
160. Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker2012-10-30
161. Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee2012-10-31
162. The AARP Guide to Sexting2012-11-01