Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated!
Episode 1 · 2003-05-29

- Reality
Episode overview
The fourth season premieres, again with twelve teams, this time beginning in LA's Dodger Stadium. The teams rush off and drive to the LAX airport, trying to land seats on one of three airlines. Swiss Air and Lufthansa both depart at the same time; however Swiss Air is scheduled to arrive in Milan a good forty minutes earlier. KLM leaves about an hour later, and will carry the remaining teams. Steve and Josh, apparently wanting to take advantage of a possible alliance with Steve and Dave (the air traffic controllers), buy tickets for them, costing Monica/Sheree and Chip/Reichen their seats on the Swiss Air flight, and their place in line. This leads to accusations of cheatings, as referenced in the episode title. Teams arrive in Milan and must search for their first clue, which was to find charter bus tickets hidden in various spots within the Galleria Victoria, a pedestrian mall. There are three available slot times for bus departures: 2 AM, 4 AM, and 6 AM. Teams are taken to the Dolom
42 minutes
Season 4 episodes
1. Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated!2003-05-29
2. It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger.2003-06-05
3. I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!2003-06-12
4. Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!2003-06-19
5. You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!2003-06-26
6. I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now2003-07-03
7. We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off!2003-07-10
8. The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It2003-07-17
9. We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing2003-07-24
10. That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!2003-07-31
11. Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You2003-08-07
12. He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack!2003-08-14
13. It's Like Adam Building His First House!2003-08-21