Rat Poison
Episode 12 · 1998-03-30

- Reality
Episode overview
Noah struggles to be a one-woman man instead of a two-faced cad. The Roadies catch a clue instructing them to 'get the puck out' in Montreal, Canada. When we last left you, Noah was swapping spit with a carnal Canadian cutie named Natasha. Guess what, Road hogs?! She's still on his mind... As sunlight slams through the small window in the Roadies' hostel suite, Noah lifts his guitar from the floor and strums thoughtfully. And now, an announcement!! Mr. N reveals that he can't decide if he's being dishonest with Rebecca (girlfriend) by dating Natasha (pick-up). Now, even a kid knows the right answer to that question. Dan privately admits that he's lost all respect for Naughty Noah. Without waiting for his Road-mates to roar ""do the right thing,"" Noah slips into the hallway and connects with Natasha via pay phone. Loverboy coos into the receiver, ""the hostel suite is very nice, but there's one thing wrong: you're not here."" Oh, brother. Noah, here are a few fresh pickup lines for you
30 minutes
Season 5 episodes
1. Hello, My Name Is...1998-01-19
2. Club Sandwiches Not Seals1998-01-19
3. The Blind Leading the Blessed1998-01-26
4. Breaking In and Breaking Bones1998-02-02
5. Is That a Gun In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?1998-02-09
6. Roadies on the Trail1998-02-16
7. Go Dan!!!1998-02-23
8. Athlete's Foot1998-03-02
9. Afraid to Love1998-03-09
10. Blood and Guts1998-03-16
11. Fred Astaire You Ain't1998-03-23
12. Rat Poison1998-03-30
13. Picture Imperfect1998-04-06
14. Ice Castles, Pt. 11998-04-13
15. Ice Castle, Pt. 21998-04-13