Two and a Half Men · SEASON 1
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 4 · 2003-10-13
- Comedy
Episode overview
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
21 minutes
Season 1 episodes
1. Pilot2003-09-22
2. Big Flappy Bastards2003-09-29
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell2003-10-06
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap2003-10-13
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump2003-10-20
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?2003-10-27
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake2003-11-03
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful2003-11-10
9. Phase One, Complete2003-11-17
10. Merry Thanksgiving2003-11-24
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor2003-12-15
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones2004-01-05
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan2004-01-12
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas2004-02-02
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick2004-02-09
16. That Was Saliva, Alan2004-02-16
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats2004-02-23
18. An Old Flame With a New Wick2004-03-01
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You2004-03-22
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark2004-04-19
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing2004-05-03
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet2004-05-10
23. Just Like Buffalo2004-05-17
24. Can You Feel My Finger?2004-05-24
